To keep the flies off the fried chicken.
Paste unoriginal joke here)
A hot air baboon!
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
Incase he gets a hole in one
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol
Cotton mouth
She kicked the bucket !
Because its delicious.