To keep the flies off the fried chicken.
They were scared of sparks flying.
I don't know, I just fly the drones
Because he wanted to look mptnt
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A barbequeue.
He met the grill of his dreams.
becuase his peckers on his head
Fruit of the tomb
Cotton mouth
When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked
Because its delicious.
She kicked the bucket !