What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Fry Chicken Jokes More Fry Chicken Jokes

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !