What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.