What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

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Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

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Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !