Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...