Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha