How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.