Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it