How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.