What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.