Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated?

A Hillbilly

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.