Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads