Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.