Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.