What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino