A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
A PENNEtentiary!
I don't have 2020 vision.
It depends how hard you throw.
Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Because 7, 10, 11!
Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet
A: There isn't a single person in it.
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
Because he's a FUN-GUY :P
Because he's a fun guy.
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
