Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Handgun Jokes More Handgun Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.