Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"