Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.