Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.