What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9