What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms