How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY