Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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With a culator
Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.
Because her boyfriend was going in .
Permutations.
They start with Juan
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
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A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
Because it's the little things that count.
Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.
Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.
They count sheeple.
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
A toddler can count past two...
Two counts of possession
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Because they can only count to 3.
19 Kids and Counting
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
She quits counting.
Because they can't count to
They literally can't even.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
It's the thot that counts.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because there's a in the way.
Cause 69's a mouthful!
Count for yourself...
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
They both go down for the count!!
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...
It's the bot that counts.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Because they "can't even."
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Because he likes to Count.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
By counting Kylereese.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
What base you're counting in.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
A Black Adder
You cant count them when its dark
with a cowculator.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
He started counting then fell asleep.
Your fingers.
When the chips are down!
Count the stripes on his track pants.
He could not get past the tree!
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.
dis counts!!
Because white girls cant even
Counting Crows
Down for the count!
An account*ant*.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
He was caught counting carbs.
Let me count the ways... Five.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
Bombs
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Hitboxing!
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
Herder
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
The first herd shot round the world!
X marks the pot, matey."
You fit into his clothes.
Wha suh b?
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
