Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object