Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9