Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

Popular

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.