How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!