Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe