Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.