What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.