What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Sea Turtle Jokes More Sea Turtle Jokes

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."