What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic