What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..