Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!