Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.