Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.