Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!