Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
To the Mork.
He punches the bucket
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
An army soldier
one is a superhero and the other is a command.
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.
Amen
