Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"