How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!