Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.