Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac