Indentured servitude.
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They both get ditched in the park
GET OFF MY LAN!
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Life support.
A bus full of old people
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Depends.
Depends
A stand up driver.
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Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They're cramming for the final.
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
There's too much racket
They look in the obituary
I don't remember.
There close to the ground.
Because he always uses the force.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
He died in agony !
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Mennonitis!
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
They know how to tuck away junk.
Nostrildamus
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Fruit of the womb.
So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)
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