What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.