What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do old people often do?

Die

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb