They have no home to run to
Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.
It popped a wheelie.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).