What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Cause they're stupid.

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What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

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Menachem Vegan

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Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.