What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.