Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.