Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
When your nose touches the ceiling !
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Ball lightning
Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?
Webley stadium !
She sings with the other hand.
A family friend paying a visit.
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
Ketchup baseball!
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
Burglars don't knock !
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
