Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
They have to use TWO hands.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Beef Stroganoff
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
4 or 5.
A bus full of old people
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
The harder you hit it the more English you get
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
A baseball bat.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Cooking times.
