Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !