Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.