What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies