Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"