Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"