How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.