Weeeeeeeee!!!
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because the p is silent.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
The road.
De place where de cowboys ride!
His upper lip.
He braces himself
