Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.