Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!