Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.