Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump