Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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App Jokes More App Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.