Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.