How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin