Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.