Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks