Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.