What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.