What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.