What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !